wake up and break free Frank,.. this is ridiculous !! you don't have to be a sucker..
you are making it easy for the perpetrators.. WE NEED YOU !! FOCUS !!
Monday, January 4, 2010
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Monday, June 29, 2009
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
fantahandcitrus from Dan in the other Ville
this is what they eat in FANTAVille,.. and then they just let it take control ....
Saturday, May 23, 2009
what does she really know?
Frank has been missing for a while now ... and people want answers..
One good thing about FantaVille is the journalists,.. they are not afraid to give a tough interview,..
Intense media coverage and investigative reports nearly take the place of the donut & pastry engorged police force,..
Parnell Johnsons is a committed officer,.. but there is only so much he can do...
Maybe he should employ this unknown reporter..
Watch this report,.. there may be much more to this than what is being told.....
One good thing about FantaVille is the journalists,.. they are not afraid to give a tough interview,..
Intense media coverage and investigative reports nearly take the place of the donut & pastry engorged police force,..
Parnell Johnsons is a committed officer,.. but there is only so much he can do...
Maybe he should employ this unknown reporter..
Watch this report,.. there may be much more to this than what is being told.....
Thursday, May 7, 2009
BAD FAME
Ango pulled Léon from the smashed car and ran to a nearby store to find get help. The first door she approached was slammed in front of her and locked. The store owner put up the CLOSED sign and shut the curtains.
Ango ran to the next door. It was a small bar. The barmaid was looking at the TV, her eyes didn't move when Ango walked in. The barmaid kept looking at the TV.
5 customers were sitting at the bar, 2 of them were drinking something orange and 3 were drinking beer.
Ango started to ask for help,... she needed to be sure that Léon was OK.. but then she looked at the TV..
Léon & Ango were on TV .. and Officer Parnell was giving a report about them, the chase and the crash!
Ango ran out before she could be seen.
Ango ran to the next door. It was a small bar. The barmaid was looking at the TV, her eyes didn't move when Ango walked in. The barmaid kept looking at the TV.
5 customers were sitting at the bar, 2 of them were drinking something orange and 3 were drinking beer.
Ango started to ask for help,... she needed to be sure that Léon was OK.. but then she looked at the TV..
Léon & Ango were on TV .. and Officer Parnell was giving a report about them, the chase and the crash!
Ango ran out before she could be seen.
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
LEON IS WANTED AFTER HE STOLE A CAR
Ango: With whom are u talkin to on the phone Léon ??? and don't phone when u are driving it's dangerous
Léon: OK OK OKKKKKAAY !!
Let me think…..OK ?
Ango: ok ok don't yell at me
Léon: ok .. I mean .. I am tryin to think about which way to go .. what happen to Fantaman and if there is a red car or not
Ango: watch out !!!!!!!!!!! The post !!!!!!!!!!!!
(Léon swerves)
That was close
Léon:... and shit ! see what I mean
Ango: ok Léon
Léon: and we dont even know if anyone is following us
Ango: Listen to me YOU DRIVE AND I THINK
OK ? I have an idea !! listen I kno where he can be !!!!!!!!!!
(two Fantaville special officers pull an agency truck out in front of the stolen car are driven by Léon & Ango)
(Leon slams on the brakes )
Ango: SHIT
Léon: WHOA!!!!!!
(big crash)
Ango: well......... Léon what are we gonna do ?? I told you !! you drive too dangerous those were agents,..now we are caught for sure !!
Léon: a ... are... are .. y are you o k ?
Ango: Léon ARE U OK ,,,,
Léon: i don’t know
Ango: Léon !!!!!!!! wake up please Léon wake up
TV HAMID CALL TO FRANK
Frank thought to himself as he hung his head.
He leaned forward and rested his head on the bricks..
He could hear Ango & Léon.
They were figuring out that he was an idiot that had lost control...
He felt so very ashamed..
He thought.. 'maybe I should slip away' .. 'maybe I can hide by these boxes,.. and Ango & that mean mean man named Léon will forget about me ..'
so Frank walked further into the shadows,.. away from the 2 harsh friends that only wanted to help him....
In the shadow was where the real danger was hiding.
( SWISH ) ...it came quick ..
a tiny arrow ..
a blow dart with a sharp needle tip..
this hit a vital nerve..
they were assasins ..
but they didnt come to kill him this time .. they kept Frank'FantaMan' alive ...
to capture him..
they carried him away quietly & quickly..
Now he is tied up,.. wishing that they had killed him..
he is in a very dark place now .. tied up ,.. hands tied also
he cant move he only has enough room to breathe
they keep drowning him in Fanta of sound and flavor of every sort ,..
the taste were all exotic ..
normally Frank would enjoy such unusual taste,..
but he could tell their wishes were not to nourish nor comfort him..
he was just beginning sober up from all that he consumed in the pass 48 hours..
but now his kidnappers were trying to take him to the limit..
the guilt he had about failing all the people of FantaVille & Ango .. it made him want to
accept the poison the assasins were feeding .. and so for a while he did...
everything was turning blurry and dark orange.. his tongue was getting loose..he was starting to mumble
but as he floated inbetween reality & dream states he noticed those wicked villians acting more relaxed,.. coming close to him
smiling,.. they knew they were about to get what they wanted..
his courage came back ..
he decided,... I will resist!!! he spit out all of orange liquid ... he spit it all over their faces, on their clothes and on the floor
he yelled "NO MORE !!!" ... but then he thought to himself again ...
as soon as I open my mouth to breathe ..
they will force me to take a mouth full again
and I have to breathe ... (thinking)
assassin's approach him with more poison ...
what now
The citizens of Fantaville need to know the truth about whats REALLY going on with Frank Fantaman.....
He leaned forward and rested his head on the bricks..
He could hear Ango & Léon.
They were figuring out that he was an idiot that had lost control...
He felt so very ashamed..
He thought.. 'maybe I should slip away' .. 'maybe I can hide by these boxes,.. and Ango & that mean mean man named Léon will forget about me ..'
so Frank walked further into the shadows,.. away from the 2 harsh friends that only wanted to help him....
In the shadow was where the real danger was hiding.
( SWISH ) ...it came quick ..
a tiny arrow ..
a blow dart with a sharp needle tip..
this hit a vital nerve..
they were assasins ..
but they didnt come to kill him this time .. they kept Frank'FantaMan' alive ...
to capture him..
they carried him away quietly & quickly..
Now he is tied up,.. wishing that they had killed him..
he is in a very dark place now .. tied up ,.. hands tied also
he cant move he only has enough room to breathe
they keep drowning him in Fanta of sound and flavor of every sort ,..
the taste were all exotic ..
normally Frank would enjoy such unusual taste,..
but he could tell their wishes were not to nourish nor comfort him..
he was just beginning sober up from all that he consumed in the pass 48 hours..
but now his kidnappers were trying to take him to the limit..
the guilt he had about failing all the people of FantaVille & Ango .. it made him want to
accept the poison the assasins were feeding .. and so for a while he did...
everything was turning blurry and dark orange.. his tongue was getting loose..he was starting to mumble
but as he floated inbetween reality & dream states he noticed those wicked villians acting more relaxed,.. coming close to him
smiling,.. they knew they were about to get what they wanted..
his courage came back ..
he decided,... I will resist!!! he spit out all of orange liquid ... he spit it all over their faces, on their clothes and on the floor
he yelled "NO MORE !!!" ... but then he thought to himself again ...
as soon as I open my mouth to breathe ..
they will force me to take a mouth full again
and I have to breathe ... (thinking)
assassin's approach him with more poison ...
what now
Hamid of ISWHAT?! to Frank
The citizens of Fantaville need to know the truth about whats REALLY going on with Frank Fantaman.....
STOP THEM
Ango: ok ok
Léon: lets take that car over there ... run
Ango: yeah I'm comin I CAN NOT RUN
(Ango falls)
(Leon runs back)
Ango: Leooooooooonnnnnnnnnn
Léon: COME ON
Ango: so painful(crying)
Léon: we are gonna be in the middle of some mess
Ango: ok ok gimme some Fanta ,.the blood orange one,..in your left pocket
(Léon grabs a man and throws him out of the car,.. jumps in car & Ango jumps in stolen car with Léon)
Ango: LEON !!!!!!!!!!!!! you can't do this !!
(Léon reaches in pocket for a dose of Fanta & throws it over to Ango )
Ango: thanks bro
Léon: WE HAVE TO DO THIS ANGO
Ango: bottoms up !!!
(the man is running after the car)
MAN YELLS: STOP THEM STOP THEM !!!
Ango: I know Léon but sometimes i wonder if we take the right choice waouh !! This Fanta is cool
Léon: are you ok?
Ango: I can't feel anything anymore,…so cool i'm fine bro,I'm just askin myself : IS IT RIGHT ????????? you know me right ?
Léon: YES !
Ango: always wondering
Léon: I KNOW ! but what the fucq !!! ??
Ango: but it's fine Leon, I know WE HAVE TO DO THIS
Léon: what else can we do ??
Ango: TO GIVE UP, may be.........
Léon: no .. cause givin up is suicide and suicide is sin & I aint going back to….
(Ango rolls her eyes and interrupts)
BUT PLEASE don't gimme orders anymore I'm not a child anymore ok ? and most of the time I'm much wiser than you are … hmmm,.. AND I see no red car on the horizon
(shaking her head,.. this is too crazy)
Léon: lets take that car over there ... run
Ango: yeah I'm comin I CAN NOT RUN
(Ango falls)
(Leon runs back)
Ango: Leooooooooonnnnnnnnnn
Léon: COME ON
Ango: so painful(crying)
Léon: we are gonna be in the middle of some mess
Ango: ok ok gimme some Fanta ,.the blood orange one,..in your left pocket
(Léon grabs a man and throws him out of the car,.. jumps in car & Ango jumps in stolen car with Léon)
Ango: LEON !!!!!!!!!!!!! you can't do this !!
(Léon reaches in pocket for a dose of Fanta & throws it over to Ango )
Ango: thanks bro
Léon: WE HAVE TO DO THIS ANGO
Ango: bottoms up !!!
(the man is running after the car)
MAN YELLS: STOP THEM STOP THEM !!!
Ango: I know Léon but sometimes i wonder if we take the right choice waouh !! This Fanta is cool
Léon: are you ok?
Ango: I can't feel anything anymore,…so cool i'm fine bro,I'm just askin myself : IS IT RIGHT ????????? you know me right ?
Léon: YES !
Ango: always wondering
Léon: I KNOW ! but what the fucq !!! ??
Ango: but it's fine Leon, I know WE HAVE TO DO THIS
Léon: what else can we do ??
Ango: TO GIVE UP, may be.........
Léon: no .. cause givin up is suicide and suicide is sin & I aint going back to….
(Ango rolls her eyes and interrupts)
BUT PLEASE don't gimme orders anymore I'm not a child anymore ok ? and most of the time I'm much wiser than you are … hmmm,.. AND I see no red car on the horizon
(shaking her head,.. this is too crazy)
IN THE MEANWHILE FANTAMAN DISAPPEARED
(Léon & Ango walk a few steps away from FantaMan and began whispering)
Léon:Ango what is he talking about ?
have you seen some strange red car around
Ango: well... I saw some bikes
Léon: Fantaville has no cars like this
Ango: a UFO maybe, but I’ve seen no cars like this either
Léon: lets go back
Ango: do u think he is lying ?
Léon: ask him again ...
he's over in the corner now by that building again
I think yes ... he might be lying ..
but I could look in his eyes and it seemed that if he were lying that he believes the lie himself
Ango: Are u sure you wanna ask him again ?
and why should I ask him ??? Why don't you ask him ??
Léon: well …Well Ango .. you seem to be so willing to listen .. so YOU ask him
Ango: don't gimme orders bro, i hate it
but fine, I go … anyway he won't tell you the truth cuz you scare him
Léooooooooonnnnnnnnn
Léon: WHAT ?!?! .. why are you ...O H my GOODNESS
Ango: I can't find him Léon
Portrait of Leon and Ango looking for Fantaman in that odd place...
Ango: I can't find him Léon
Léon: I see now….and there is blood EVERYWHERE
Ango: what ??????????????
Are you tellin me that i'm walkin in blood ?????????????? Yuck,.. gross(Ango & Leon calling ) : Fanta Faaaanttaaaa
Ango: it can't be !!!!!!!!!!!FANTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Léon: yes .. its blood
Ango: I thought it was OJ
Léon: Lets get out of here before some one thinks we hurt that bum
Ango: geeeeeeeee whose blood is it Léon ???
Léooooooooonnnnn, wait for me it's sleepery
Léon: here
Ango: so odd
Léon: here come on this side just jump
JUMP,… 1,…2,…3
Ango: nooooooooo ok
Léon: JUMP NOW,.. WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE ,.. AND WE CAN’T GO THAT WAY.. so come on
Ango: ok ok .. 1 2...........OUCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Léon: you ok ? come on .. get up
Ango: yeah, i'm fine
Léon: oh shit ..I hear sirens
Ango: what did you say?
Léon: sirens man
Ango: Léon, I can't run,….my ankle hurts
Léon: the cops are coming
Léon:Ango what is he talking about ?
have you seen some strange red car around
Ango: well... I saw some bikes
Léon: Fantaville has no cars like this
Ango: a UFO maybe, but I’ve seen no cars like this either
Léon: lets go back
Ango: do u think he is lying ?
Léon: ask him again ...
he's over in the corner now by that building again
I think yes ... he might be lying ..
but I could look in his eyes and it seemed that if he were lying that he believes the lie himself
Ango: Are u sure you wanna ask him again ?
and why should I ask him ??? Why don't you ask him ??
Léon: well …Well Ango .. you seem to be so willing to listen .. so YOU ask him
Ango: don't gimme orders bro, i hate it
but fine, I go … anyway he won't tell you the truth cuz you scare him
Léooooooooonnnnnnnnn
Léon: WHAT ?!?! .. why are you ...O H my GOODNESS
Ango: I can't find him Léon
Portrait of Leon and Ango looking for Fantaman in that odd place...
Ango: I can't find him LéonLéon: I see now….and there is blood EVERYWHERE
Ango: what ??????????????
Are you tellin me that i'm walkin in blood ?????????????? Yuck,.. gross(Ango & Leon calling ) : Fanta Faaaanttaaaa
Ango: it can't be !!!!!!!!!!!FANTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Léon: yes .. its blood
Ango: I thought it was OJ
Léon: Lets get out of here before some one thinks we hurt that bum
Ango: geeeeeeeee whose blood is it Léon ???
Léooooooooonnnnn, wait for me it's sleepery
Léon: here
Ango: so odd
Léon: here come on this side just jump
JUMP,… 1,…2,…3
Ango: nooooooooo ok
Léon: JUMP NOW,.. WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE ,.. AND WE CAN’T GO THAT WAY.. so come on
Ango: ok ok .. 1 2...........OUCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Léon: you ok ? come on .. get up
Ango: yeah, i'm fine
Léon: oh shit ..I hear sirens
Ango: what did you say?
Léon: sirens man
Ango: Léon, I can't run,….my ankle hurts
Léon: the cops are coming
WANTED
PROCLAMATION
of the
GOVERNOR OF FANTAVILLE
WANTEDRobber, Murder, Poisoner, Highwaymen
dead or alive
those that have overdosed Fantaman
&
contaminated
the drinking supply
of Fantaville
$1000 Each
will be paid by the Officer Parnell Johnsons
SUBJECTS ARE UNARMED MALE & FEMALE
BUT EXTREMELY
DANGEROUS
Their Mind, Hands And Feet
Must Be Considered
Deadly Weapons
of the
GOVERNOR OF FANTAVILLE
WANTEDRobber, Murder, Poisoner, Highwaymen
dead or alive
those that have overdosed Fantaman
&
contaminated
the drinking supply
of Fantaville
$1000 Each
will be paid by the Officer Parnell Johnsons
SUBJECTS ARE UNARMED MALE & FEMALE
BUT EXTREMELY
DANGEROUS
Their Mind, Hands And Feet
Must Be Considered
Deadly Weapons
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