FantaVille

wake up and break free Frank,..

2010-01-04T17:01:00.002+01:00

wake up and break free Frank,.. this is ridiculous !! you don't have to be a sucker..
you are making it easy for the perpetrators.. WE NEED YOU !! FOCUS !!

who are your friends ???

2009-12-30T02:56:00.002+01:00

FANTA LIVE !!!

2009-07-08T15:14:00.000+02:00

2009-06-29T09:10:00.001+02:00

fantahandcitrus from Dan in the other Ville

2009-06-16T05:49:00.001+02:00

this is what they eat in FANTAVille,.. and then they just let it take control ....

what does she really know?

2009-05-23T04:13:00.004+02:00

Frank has been missing for a while now ... and people want answers..

One good thing about FantaVille is the journalists,.. they are not afraid to give a tough interview,..

Intense media coverage and investigative reports nearly take the place of the donut & pastry engorged police force,..

Parnell Johnsons is a committed officer,.. but there is only so much he can do...
Maybe he should employ this unknown reporter..

Watch this report,.. there may be much more to this than what is being told.....

BAD FAME

2009-05-07T17:00:00.004+02:00

Ango pulled Léon from the smashed car and ran to a nearby store to find get help. The first door she approached was slammed in front of her and locked. The store owner put up the CLOSED sign and shut the curtains.

Ango ran to the next door. It was a small bar. The barmaid was looking at the TV, her eyes didn't move when Ango walked in. The barmaid kept looking at the TV.

5 customers were sitting at the bar, 2 of them were drinking something orange and 3 were drinking beer.

Ango started to ask for help,... she needed to be sure that Léon was OK.. but then she looked at the TV..

Léon & Ango were on TV .. and Officer Parnell was giving a report about them, the chase and the crash!

Ango ran out before she could be seen.

LEON IS WANTED AFTER HE STOLE A CAR

2009-05-06T19:47:00.004+02:00

Ango: With whom are u talkin to on the phone Léon ??? and don't phone when u are driving it's dangerous
Léon: OK OK OKKKKKAAY !!
Let me think…..OK ?
Ango: ok ok don't yell at me
Léon: ok .. I mean .. I am tryin to think about which way to go .. what happen to Fantaman and if there is a red car or not
Ango: watch out !!!!!!!!!!! The post !!!!!!!!!!!!

(Léon swerves)

That was close
Léon:... and shit ! see what I mean
Ango: ok Léon
Léon: and we dont even know if anyone is following us
Ango: Listen to me YOU DRIVE AND I THINK
OK ? I have an idea !! listen I kno where he can be !!!!!!!!!!

(two Fantaville special officers pull an agency truck out in front of the stolen car are driven by Léon & Ango)

(Leon slams on the brakes )

Ango: SHIT
Léon: WHOA!!!!!!

(big crash)

Ango: well......... Léon what are we gonna do ?? I told you !! you drive too dangerous those were agents,..now we are caught for sure !!
Léon: a ... are... are .. y are you o k ?
Ango: Léon ARE U OK ,,,,
Léon: i don’t know
Ango: Léon !!!!!!!! wake up please Léon wake up

TV HAMID CALL TO FRANK

2009-05-06T15:52:00.007+02:00

Frank thought to himself as he hung his head.
He leaned forward and rested his head on the bricks..

He could hear Ango & Léon.

They were figuring out that he was an idiot that had lost control...
He felt so very ashamed..

He thought.. 'maybe I should slip away' .. 'maybe I can hide by these boxes,.. and Ango & that mean mean man named Léon will forget about me ..'

so Frank walked further into the shadows,.. away from the 2 harsh friends that only wanted to help him....

In the shadow was where the real danger was hiding.

( SWISH ) ...it came quick ..
a tiny arrow ..
a blow dart with a sharp needle tip..

this hit a vital nerve..
they were assasins ..
but they didnt come to kill him this time .. they kept Frank'FantaMan' alive ...
to capture him..

they carried him away quietly & quickly..

Now he is tied up,.. wishing that they had killed him..

he is in a very dark place now .. tied up ,.. hands tied also
he cant move he only has enough room to breathe

they keep drowning him in Fanta of sound and flavor of every sort ,..
the taste were all exotic ..

normally Frank would enjoy such unusual taste,..
but he could tell their wishes were not to nourish nor comfort him..

he was just beginning sober up from all that he consumed in the pass 48 hours..
but now his kidnappers were trying to take him to the limit..

the guilt he had about failing all the people of FantaVille & Ango .. it made him want to
accept the poison the assasins were feeding .. and so for a while he did...
everything was turning blurry and dark orange.. his tongue was getting loose..he was starting to mumble

but as he floated inbetween reality & dream states he noticed those wicked villians acting more relaxed,.. coming close to him
smiling,.. they knew they were about to get what they wanted..

his courage came back ..

he decided,... I will resist!!! he spit out all of orange liquid ... he spit it all over their faces, on their clothes and on the floor

he yelled "NO MORE !!!" ... but then he thought to himself again ...

as soon as I open my mouth to breathe ..
they will force me to take a mouth full again

and I have to breathe ... (thinking)
assassin's approach him with more poison ...

what now

Hamid of ISWHAT?! to Frank

The citizens of Fantaville need to know the truth about whats REALLY going on with Frank Fantaman.....

STOP THEM

2009-05-06T15:49:00.001+02:00

Ango: ok ok
Léon: lets take that car over there ... run
Ango: yeah I'm comin I CAN NOT RUN

(Ango falls)
(Leon runs back)

Ango: Leooooooooonnnnnnnnnn
Léon: COME ON
Ango: so painful(crying)
Léon: we are gonna be in the middle of some mess
Ango: ok ok gimme some Fanta ,.the blood orange one,..in your left pocket

(Léon grabs a man and throws him out of the car,.. jumps in car & Ango jumps in stolen car with Léon)

Ango: LEON !!!!!!!!!!!!! you can't do this !!

(Léon reaches in pocket for a dose of Fanta & throws it over to Ango )

Ango: thanks bro
Léon: WE HAVE TO DO THIS ANGO
Ango: bottoms up !!!

(the man is running after the car)

MAN YELLS: STOP THEM STOP THEM !!!
Ango: I know Léon but sometimes i wonder if we take the right choice waouh !! This Fanta is cool
Léon: are you ok?
Ango: I can't feel anything anymore,…so cool i'm fine bro,I'm just askin myself : IS IT RIGHT ????????? you know me right ?
Léon: YES !
Ango: always wondering
Léon: I KNOW ! but what the fucq !!! ??
Ango: but it's fine Leon, I know WE HAVE TO DO THIS
Léon: what else can we do ??

Ango: TO GIVE UP, may be.........
Léon: no .. cause givin up is suicide and suicide is sin & I aint going back to….

(Ango rolls her eyes and interrupts)
BUT PLEASE don't gimme orders anymore I'm not a child anymore ok ? and most of the time I'm much wiser than you are … hmmm,.. AND I see no red car on the horizon

(shaking her head,.. this is too crazy)

IN THE MEANWHILE FANTAMAN DISAPPEARED

2009-05-06T15:46:00.002+02:00

(Léon & Ango walk a few steps away from FantaMan and began whispering)
Léon:Ango what is he talking about ?
have you seen some strange red car around
Ango: well... I saw some bikes
Léon: Fantaville has no cars like this
Ango: a UFO maybe, but I’ve seen no cars like this either
Léon: lets go back
Ango: do u think he is lying ?
Léon: ask him again ...
he's over in the corner now by that building again
I think yes ... he might be lying ..
but I could look in his eyes and it seemed that if he were lying that he believes the lie himself
Ango: Are u sure you wanna ask him again ?
and why should I ask him ??? Why don't you ask him ??
Léon: well …Well Ango .. you seem to be so willing to listen .. so YOU ask him
Ango: don't gimme orders bro, i hate it
but fine, I go … anyway he won't tell you the truth cuz you scare him
Léooooooooonnnnnnnnn
Léon: WHAT ?!?! .. why are you ...O H my GOODNESS
Ango: I can't find him Léon

Portrait of Leon and Ango looking for Fantaman in that odd place...

Ango: I can't find him Léon
Léon: I see now….and there is blood EVERYWHERE
Ango: what ??????????????
Are you tellin me that i'm walkin in blood ?????????????? Yuck,.. gross(Ango & Leon calling ) : Fanta Faaaanttaaaa
Ango: it can't be !!!!!!!!!!!FANTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Léon: yes .. its blood
Ango: I thought it was OJ
Léon: Lets get out of here before some one thinks we hurt that bum
Ango: geeeeeeeee whose blood is it Léon ???
Léooooooooonnnnn, wait for me it's sleepery
Léon: here
Ango: so odd
Léon: here come on this side just jump
JUMP,… 1,…2,…3
Ango: nooooooooo ok
Léon: JUMP NOW,.. WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE ,.. AND WE CAN’T GO THAT WAY.. so come on
Ango: ok ok .. 1 2...........OUCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Léon: you ok ? come on .. get up
Ango: yeah, i'm fine
Léon: oh shit ..I hear sirens
Ango: what did you say?
Léon: sirens man
Ango: Léon, I can't run,….my ankle hurts
Léon: the cops are coming

WANTED

2009-05-06T15:44:00.003+02:00

PROCLAMATION
of the
GOVERNOR OF FANTAVILLE

WANTEDRobber, Murder, Poisoner, Highwaymen
dead or alive
those that have overdosed Fantaman
&
contaminated
the drinking supply
of Fantaville

$1000 Each
will be paid by the Officer Parnell Johnsons

SUBJECTS ARE UNARMED MALE & FEMALE
BUT EXTREMELY
DANGEROUS
Their Mind, Hands And Feet
Must Be Considered
Deadly Weapons

FANTAMAN & THE LADY IN ORANGE "why didnt you just fly up there like normal?"

2009-05-06T15:00:00.014+02:00

Ango: I'm here brotha Léon

1:07 PM Léon: come over here,... look at this!!
Ango: where ??I don't see anything...hold on i put my glasses on
nothing.......... :'(

1:10 PM where are uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ??????? :'(

Léon: over here in the dark
shhhhh ... be quiet ...
there is something there

1:11 PM Ango: ok, ok.........shhhhhhhhhhhh
whispering
it's scary Léon
i hate darkness
Can i hold your hand ?

1:12 PM Léon: (slaps hand) dont be silly ... this for real

FantaMan: ohhhhh (Fanta man moaning)
help me.....

Ango: geeeeeeeeeeeeeee
where is he ?????????

Ango: remember what I told you

Léon: dammit Fanta what happened to your cape ??
FantaMan: (head down still moaning,.. holding stomach and waist and rubbing head) ,.. i… uhmmmm ,…ohhhhh
Ango: Lillie had some much trouble to make it !!!!!!!!!!
no no Fanta Man, relax
FantaMan: well
FantaMan: my cape...
Léon: WHAT THE F^&K HAPPEN TO YOUR CAPE
FantaMan: well...
Léon: ???well what???

FantaMan: I was going to the top of a building cause I saw the big orange F in the sky
Léon: ok
FantaMan: so I knew someone needed help
Ango: Leon, stop being nasty with Fanta, pleeeeaaaaasssssssse
Léon: ok... but i want the truth
Ango: ok go ahead Fanta Man
tell us
FantaMan: and then as I went up the fire escape on the side of the building.... I was ...
Ango: you were ????? come on, we're listening
Léon: wait a minute
Ango: don't worry, my bro won't hurt you
Léon: why didnt you just fly up there like normal?
FantaMan: well I was feeling a little light headed because
when I woke up this morning,.. I was feeling so thirsty

Léon: so your ass was drunk...
Ango: Leon !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Léon: come on Ango... we dont have time for this s*!T
Ango: yeah, I know Léon but Fanta needs us obviously

FantaMan: so.... I was climbing up the fire escape
and I was near the 5th floor
Ango: ok

FantaMan: and then this lady in a sexy orange robe called me
Ango: WHY ?????????????
FantaMan: well.. this woman.. she was calling me in
she had such a great body but I can resist that
SHE had bottles and bottles of Fanta in many flavors of orange
Clementine
Ango: oh...............;Fanta
FantaMan: Tangerine
Ango : that not nice
FantaMan: Navel and mixes ohhhh the mixes
Ango: I understand Fanta but..........
FantaMan: (moaning) she had apricot and grapefruit mixes and white orange
Ango: had she coconut and ginger flavours as well ?
FantaMan: she had everything Ango... everything

Hum...Fantaman...it was an escape without any fire...

JOURNAL OF OFFICER PARNELL TIMOTHY JOHNSONS:

2009-05-06T14:49:00.000+02:00

Entry 1, day one – my day involved finding a central location good for observation,.. sight seeing and buying new clothes to blend into Fantaville’s population… nothing further to report.

Entry 1, day two – I have seen a lot today but as far as real information it was a slow morning ,.. however just after I had my daily Grapefruit with sugar and crackers I witnessed this exchange between persons called Ango and Léon and eventually, unfortunately Agent Franklin alias Fantaman,.. transcript begins:

A FANTA-STIC RELEASE

2009-04-25T23:50:00.000+02:00

Lillies Fanta-Stic Party
held by the Northern sweet orange lakes.

FANTAVILLE & THE MISTEROUS FALL OF FRANKLIN ABEL A.K.A. FANTA-MAN

2009-04-24T15:02:00.000+02:00

There is a dry area of parched land between the salt water, Oddeo Sea and the picturesque mountain range known as Ziets Plateaus, there is a small town that has served as an oasis. This town is Fantaville.

Officer Parnell Johnsons went in to Fantaville after all his agents there either became bandits or left the region in embarrassment. Officer Johnsons’ goal was to do surveillance in the heart of Fantaville to ascertain the what, how, when and who of the fall of Franklin “Fantaman” Antonio Abel.

What you are about to read are Officer Johnsons’ last and varied accounts witnessed via covert recordings.

FANTAMAN BEFORE HE FALLS

2009-04-16T23:11:00.002+02:00

Franklin “Fantaman” Antonio Abel

Fantaman was making graceful landing

with his 'Lillicape'

Franklin Antonio Abel later came to be known as FantaMan. Frank at one time, had such a remarkable stamina and acute ability to remain alert for many many hours and even days,.. many bandits feared him.. In the early years several thieves made the mistake of thinking Frank would be asleep on his watch, thus making the midnight and early morning hours best times for them to carry out heists, but Frank was always alert in those days. He became a legend and revered as super human. Frank however explained in an interview that his ever-waking ability came as a result of extreme moderation and excessive balance.

PROFILE OF OFFICER PARNELL

2009-03-24T03:34:00.000+01:00

The accounts you are about to read are the final and official statements of one Parnell Timothy Johnsons III. He served as a high ranking officer to the trade commission of the area that contains Fantaville as well as the 3 neighboring departments.

His duties were to see that travelers and tradesmen got to their destination safe and sound without being overtaken by desert heat, sand pirates or wild animals. He was also to delegate agents to work in the towns of said departments. The duty of these agents was to intercept bandits before the bandits would intercept & rob merchants with goods and currency.